Good Morning Wood Shop

I'm the nutjob that your parents warned you about when you were a kid. Making things isn't a passion, its a requirement. Being a bit on the spectrum, I don't feel right or normal unless I'm making things like art, sketches, woodworking, fabricating, wrenching, gardening, you know, touching things with my hands! I'm a retired Michelin Star Chef who started several small businesses that are in the adult novelty industry, hence, the name of the shop. It just kinda rolled off the tongue when I added a woodshop to my Orlando warehouse, and fitting as most of the things we make otherwise are phallic in nature for sure! So, the owner of Uberrime and Phalluseum here making stuff with wood. I'm out of space on my bookshelves and my friends and family have a plethora of decorative stuff I've made, so here, help me justify my woodshop investment and put something completely handmade in your home or office! I make a at least a couple things every week, some of it, just to see if I can!